thursday!

Ask your fellow voters: is over 200,000 children living in poverty in Illinois too many, not enough, or just right?

The Tea Party and everything to lose.

Laters!

Down with this sort of thing.

The "professional left" rising.

On opinions and bias.

In addition to being a huge d0uche in general, this screenshot of Frank Gaffney makes a compelling argument for him to be cast as The Monarch if they ever make a live-action Venture Bros. movie.

/done

File Under: Features, Bugs

This poor child needs a hug and a sandwich. Goodness.

I am rewriting the lyrics to Veruca Salt's "I Want it Now" song from Willy Wonka right now, replacing the geese that lay golden eggs with super security monkeys.

It makes Baby Squirrel Jesus cry, though.

lol

So, are people really going? A bus ride sounds fun maybe.

LOVE

Catzoars: one, two