monday!

Great takedown of the grouchy rural folks downstate.

Sweet, sweet death by dairy.

Charming.

How are YOU helping the economy today? (Hint: this is not helping.)

BLEAH

Of course he is. /hate

This is sort of the opposite of underpants gnomes. Coat elves?

Perspective.

Whoa: one, two

This is so excellent I wish the mythological part was true.

Stuff like this is why I still keep listening to Bill Maher.

Love this.

Oooooookay....

Neil Gaiman is much nicer than I am.

Baby otters go for a swim!