tuesday!

I can't handle any more conservatives or bureaucrats in my uterus. I can barely walk as it is.

Ladies and Gentlemen, your next Ambassador to China. Tell me that sh1t's not gonna happen.

There's a rumor circulating (I heard Matt Taibbi say it on Citizen Radio) that Warren may primary Obama. I am 1000% behind that.

California Nazis, making us all look good.

Perspective.

How do you solve a problem like the Media?

Point - Counterpoint

Well DUH.

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Theodore Roosevelt was, in fact, hardcore.

Neil De Grasse Tyson makes you smarter.

Red Pandas are so cute they make me hate snow less.

Kitty in a Box!