monday!

Breakfast! Om nom nom!

You can sell this as "streamlining" all you want but all I'm going to hear is "consolidating power among fewer and fewer hands."

Labor: one, two, three, four

Economy: one, two, three

Wisconsin: one, two, three

Remembering the Triangle Shirtwaist Fire: one, two, three, four, five

Fzcking the Schools: one, two

Killing the Poor: one, two

So it turns out  Scott Adams is a megad0uche. With John Stossel as back up in today's d0uche patrol.

The War on Women: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine (the last one's not so much a part of the war as it is just really stupid)

Hey, this sounds totally reasonable.

Read your Driftglass, it's good for you: one, two

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File Under: American Metaphors (this is the most delightful thing I've seen in weeks)

One for the Parks 'n Rec fans: obviously this horse's name is Sebastian.

Fun with Chicago History.

"Scream forever" pretty much nails it, yeah.

Ah, sh1t.

I want to go to this party. Holy crap, best parents evar.

KITTY: one, two

DrCaptAmerica's tweet, "Smashes her forehead into a mirror & spends the rest of the show giggling "How's Annie? How's Annie?! How's Annie?!?" #FinalOprah, made Tom laugh so hard he did the Awesome Laugh and pounded on the arm of his chair. Well done, sir.