monday!

1. The speculation about Capone is extremely apt, and 2. "Colorado's most infamous asspipe" is a gorgeous turn of phrase.

Or we could pick our own date and make up a clever rhyme for that. Otherwise I totally agree with the plan. (supporting arguments)

This love letter to non-union teachers can seriously go fzck itself in the face.

Further f/u on Clarence Thomas' recent opinion.

Tom's reaction (after laughing): Dude, if someone's doing Pap smears at Walgreens you need to call the cops. (Insert "Clean up, Aisle 3" joke here).

CRAP

An extremely good suggestion.

Filthy fzcking bigots: one, two

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File Under: Unholy Unions

I don't necessarily need an awesome button, but I can think of half a dozen variants that would make existence a lot more fun.

Truth and Wisdom.

Saying a lot: this is one of the weirder things I've seen on the Interwebs lately.

Puppers!

Zing!

WIN

Overwhelming amounts of cuteness.

New Lars von Trier movie, Space Wedding Apocalypse.