Thursday, October 21, 2010

thursday!

The round up's taking a couple of days off!!

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Oh Twitter, with your rascally, truncated URLs....

This is exactly what I was trying to say the other day about man-pants.

File Under: Stating the Obvious

Really? What the hell, people?

How to pet a kitty (from Pat!).

Bonus cute!

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

wednesday!

I'm rocking a purple sweater today.

File Under: Good Questions

I welcome the coming revolution. Let's all sing the Internationale!

I'm sold, it's going on the reading list.

This is....well, I'm not sure what. It's weird though.

Do not mess with the Interwebs, Gene Simmons, or you will get schooled.

On top of all the usual outrage I have for these things, this is just really disrespectful. If a Dem had tried to do this to Bush during the height of the war or whatever, they'd be shamed out of public life.

/inappropriate

Rachael Ray hates unicorns. What?

Delightful.

Genius.

This is awesome and DC and Marvel need to jump on the idea train. Wear them to the Batpool!

Meta noms.

Monday, October 18, 2010

monday!

RIPs: one and two

One for the history nerds.

Takes on our impending economic doom: one, two, three (and some bonus doom here)

A link from my mom.

This is a joke, right?

/chokedup

This thing reminds me of that other thing. (2nd link: relevant bit starts at about 2 min.)

Two Things: 1. "Damn, I fzcking love the color orange" killed me, and 2. The taller dude sounds exactly like Chris Parnell.

Jason, this is the sort of thing you do at the new job, right?

/delicious

BZZT

This link contains lethal doses of cuteness.

Friday, October 15, 2010

happy friday!

WTF, NPR? Seriously disappointing.

Illinois loves its servicemembers, kindly shove your propaganda.

This is seriously inexcusable even if it's a little funny.

File Under: Incredible, Edible

Mmm, subtle.

WHAT

omg, I never need to leave the house again.

Smash!

Thursday, October 14, 2010

thursday!

Rand Paul doesn't think I'm a person with rights.

Sad, and I'm certainly not holding my breath for Haley Barbour to "do the right thing."

This doesn't seem all that bad, but I suppose if I were Bob Saget I'd be annoyed too.

Hey, *I* like Science! And lasers!

The political glamocracy. I'd argue you see this effect most strongly amongst first-time candidates; once you're an incumbent, the incumbency itself is your greatest asset. I don't think anyone would argue that Robert Byrd was a good looking dude for the last 40 years or so of his life.

Parent of the Day.

Well played, sir.

I think the Michael Ian Black joke is hilarious. Context is king.

Do not want.

Slooooooooooooooooooooooths... (and bonus bebeh sloth)

I am not a happy busy bee, fzck you!

Kinda want a skunk now. Poofy tail!

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

wednesday!

Wow.

Karl Rove is a lying piece of dogsh1t, but you already knew that.

Funny how that works.

The "skills shortage" is a lie.

Prescience defined.

fight!fight!fight!

File Under: Things That Make You Wish You Didn't Have Eyes

I'm somewhat divided on how the payout shakes out on this. In one sense, the kids/parents/schools could really use that money and the lawyer's a greedy d-bag, but on the other hand, the case handles some relatively uncharted legal territory and the lawyer(s) probably did put a good bit of time into the case. Anybody else have an opinion?

THIS, pls.

A highly subjective subject, but nonetheless: *maybe* five of these songs belong on the list. Where is this (NSFW)? It's totally the bookend to "Song for the Dumped"! And country-western music isn't represented at all...

Whoa.

Totally didn't realize this was a thing until the very end of the episode. Effing genius.

Um...I think you are thinking of something else. Maybe. I hope.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

tuesday!

Conspiracy!

What.the.fzck. Seriously, what did women ever do to you people to make you hate them so much?

No, and it would hilari-horrible to watch him try.

Sweet Jeebus Bob McDonnell is an idiot.

Charming.

Don't call it a comeback....

Hey, so this is fun. Related here.

Tools for your toolkit.

Facts vs. Opinions.

Facts vs. Opinions, part II.

WHAT (FYI, this would involve bigger government, not smaller, you fascist bigot).

WHAT, part II.

This is insanity. Seriously, my feet are bleeding just thinking about it.

/speechless

LOVE IT.

So.many.noms. (And one more bonus NOM)