thursday!

Here's your free market, fzckos. Related.

Republicans Are A-Holes: one, two, three

Republicans are also WATBs.

Brilliant.

Water, water everywhere.

FZCK

So this is bad news.

"Energy" gum?

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This guy *has* to be Huell Howser's cousin, right?

Okay, what the hell.

Stoners for science.

PROJECT! Bourbon? Beef? Cream Soda? Possibilities = endless.

ZING

Comments on this are great.

wednesday!

Man, y'know what's hilarious? Mentally ill people having public breakdowns and twice as many people laughing and filming the incident instead of actually helping someone subdue the poor naked guy. Double points, of course, for posting the video online for the whole world to enjoy the guy's humiliation. Well done, people.

I am disappoint, US Media. Where is the coverage and analysis, hmm?

Goddamn, Florida.

Old Chicago.

Racism: one, two

Correct message, absolutely wrong messenger.

Baby safes.

A-hole.

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I really hope that's Photoshop.

/headdesk

Freedom? FREEDOM!

Little kid destroys the banjo.

Child cats.

brb, need potato

tuesday!

SKOOL: one, two, three, four

Disturbing Graph of the Day. Related.

Good Chicago (one, two), Bad Chicago (one, two)

Hey! This is deeply disturbing.

Brb, checking my car.

We Are One.

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In an unfortunate incident early last Saturday, a 24-year-old man became trapped in the back of a trash truck and sustained injuries from being 'compacted' five times.

AC DC wants you to get the hell off their lawn.

Sandwiches: one, two

Deep Thought.

I love love love Karen Kilgariff: one, two.

monday!

I'm not reflexively opposed to a schooling model like this, but I agree with the commenter who takes NPR to task for their uncritical reporting; it really drives home last week's point of news media essentially having devolved into a delivery system for press releases. Related.

OBL: one, two, three

Really? REALLY?

I continue to love Rachel Maddow.

Comprehensive talking points on Social Security

Labor History: one, two

/unintelligibleragenoises

This is just un-godsdamned-believable.

So, massive genital mutilation parties? Fzck the world.

Bonus: Fzck Catholic Charities.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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BEANS

Insert joke about "artisans who work exclusively in the medium of Gummi" here.

The sort of civil servant I can get behind.

Aww, puppy: one, two

Peegs!

/applause

I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS.

happy friday!

HR3: one, two

Oh Xtians, you are the worst.

David Barton: one, two

Sick: one, two

I am often hyperbolic, but in all seriousness: this is scary as fzck, especially the fertility issue.

YES

The future? One word: Plastics.

Crap....?

Zing!

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Fzck it: silly hats.

Stuff from awesome new site: one, two, three (the last one made my heart asplode)

Beautiful space.

I don't understand how anyone lives in Florida when there are DINOSAURS there that can BITE YOUR CAR.

Lobster: one, two

KITTIES (Also)

Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

thursday!

Spin Class: one, two, three, four, five

Other things are happening while we talk about OBL: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven

Classy. (also)

Insert joke about bloated political fund-raising here.

File Under: Weeping for the Future

KRUGMAN

OK, so from now on I'll assert that the Chicago position on unemployment is that we can cure it by sacrificing goats.

In the grand scheme of things, this is probably not as bad as some of the stuff we put in food, but still: buy a damn block of cheese and cut or grate yourself, it takes two seconds and your cheese won't have wood pulp in it.

The War on Women: one

THIS x 1000

Protests!

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I am fascinated by crackpot theories in general, but Werner Herzog's really takes the cake. Mind = blown

The timeless genius of Stan Lee.

This reminds me of the North Park Stomach Clinic sign on Milwaukee Avenue, we love it. I tried to find a pic but the sign's hard to see in Google Maps and the practice apparently doesn't have a website, which COME ON it's 2011, if you are a business you need a website, full stop. Seriously, name of business, address and hours, pic of the doctor in a lab coat, links to a couple of articles about ulcers. Boom: website.

Aww! I want to pee on something cool!

100 Movie Insults in 10 Minutes. What's the Brit movie with the "f-star-star-star cznt" quote near the end?

Batman totally *could* whoop Jesus.

wednesday!

File Under: Suck on That, Bigots

Jobs: one, two

Money is a drug and the folks driving the economy are fully cracked out. More here.

The War on (Young) Women.

Journamalism!

#winning

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WOW

TIP OR DIE, fools!

Dear Lord.

cannot unsee

ART!!!

Puppers on Wheels

Finnish Whimsy

This is Hertzfeldt for sure.