monday!

Absolutely genius talking point re: privatization. This is helpful too.

Lila Rose is a monster: one, two, three, four, five

Also, this is a mountain of bullsh1t. Also this. And this. WTF?

I can't tell if this is good news or bad news.

Priestly shenanigans.

Poison water.

Fzckwits and the First Amendment.

I vote we just launch both Thomases into the sun. They're national embarrassments.

Weather + Economy.

This is like looking in to Chicago's near future. I do not welcome it.

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SLOTH

Revenge!

Bouncy happy creatures: one, two

Meerkat knows where it's at.

Marc Maron (and his fans) LOVE YOU.

Kubrepick.

This made me oddly nostalgic.

This Has Been Stuck in My Head for a While

happy friday!

Luckily, Norm Coleman's opinions don't count for sh1t anymore.

The new Normal.

Update: the War on Women.

On "Nativism": one, two

Features/Bugs

Their Christians vs. Our Christians. (ALSO) (And ALSO...disappointing, Christians.)

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LOVE

The Force is strong in commercials that do not suck.

Helpful!

I prefer to think this is a baby Yeti.

thursday!

On prison tourism. I did the actual Tower of London tour, which is kinda dark but also includes a chapel and some other non-prison things; I particularly enjoyed that they drained the moat, planted it with grass, and they have deer or gazelle that live down there now. I did not opt for the cheeseball Tower of London Torture! tour across the street that has an actual Iron Maiden or something in it. It is just as weird and unsettling that St. Paul's cathedral has an underground "Catacomb Cafe" though.

We're just not a civilized society anymore.

The ongoing War on Women: one, two

Fzck Mark Kirk.

THIS

The stupid, it burns so brightly.

This is huge amounts of crap.

WHOA. I am worried about the koalas and wombats and people.

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This.

GIANT CHEESE CAVE

Sea Dragons.

Shark Week! Or just "Crap Your Pants Shark Afternoon".

Why is this a thing? WHY?

This kid is outstanding.

This is my new most favorite thing of all time.

SNOMG

Front Window View 1

Front Window View 2

My poor car in the driveway

Driveway 2

Valiant Husband

Aww, fuck you too, snow.

wednesday the snowman

The Planned Parenthood Frame Up FAIL: one, two, three

Uncloak the Kochs: one, two

Delightful.

The doctor will hump your leg now.

File Under: When You're a Hammer, Everything's a Nail. Seriously, with those guys it's like, "Hey, the sun came out! We need to invade Iran!"

Whatever: you could make just as strong a case that this is the natural sequence of events leading up to Mayor Daley becoming the new Ambassador to China as his prize for giving Rahm Chicago.

GUNS: one, two

Breathtaking corruption. I can't wait for Florida to fall in the fzcking ocean.

DUH. And DUH II.

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You're not doing anything on this snow day anyway, right? Watch this hourlong video about quantum physics, it's rad.

Love this, miss LOST.

Sweet cat fort!

Sloths > books.

This seems kinda mean.

Fzck yeah Rastamouse!

tuesday!

Good News, Everyone!!!

Are you fzcking kidding me?

Beating down the Proles: one, two

Darrell Issa is a giant fzckweasel: one, two

Broad view on the Vinson ruling.

Okay, PLEASE STOP NOW.

ohmygodwhatisGlennBeckdoingtothatbunny? (also) (ALSO)

Our awesome, awesome discourse.

My head: owie, owie, owie

The shifting business of making a profit: one, two

Fzcking hypocrites.

Jeb Bush and Newt Gingrich would like to financially sodomize the middle class: one, two

Fox Geezer Syndrome.

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SNOW!!!

Whoa.

I love whatever this is.

Gorgeous.

Adorable.

Happy! And happy x 10!